{"title":"The Bad:  T-shirts for Bad Asses","description":"\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp\u003eThese shirts are for the bold, confident people that don't care what others think.  When your mood is \"in your face,\" these shirts let the world know.\u003c\/p\u003e","products":[{"product_id":"your-stupid","title":"Your Stupid Shirt","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cimg src=\"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2605\/4846\/files\/Your_stupid_female_large.png?v=1512933818\" alt=\"\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe all have friends -- and enemies -- that are, well, dumb.  This shirt let's them know that you know.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"coldbloodedtees.com","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":5367383457833,"sku":"2817647","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":5367383588905,"sku":"6903981","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":5367383687209,"sku":"4908887","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":5367383719977,"sku":"2675220","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":5367383752745,"sku":"9163789","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ S","offer_id":5367383785513,"sku":"4822346","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ M","offer_id":5367383818281,"sku":"5047151","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ L","offer_id":5367383851049,"sku":"2379199","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ XL","offer_id":5367383883817,"sku":"9911335","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Dark Grey Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":5367383916585,"sku":"8209171","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ S","offer_id":5367383949353,"sku":"6313718","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ M","offer_id":5367383982121,"sku":"1978438","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ L","offer_id":5367384014889,"sku":"8524728","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ XL","offer_id":5367384047657,"sku":"4740639","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Kelly \/ 2XL","offer_id":5367384113193,"sku":"2833065","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ S","offer_id":5367384145961,"sku":"1518429","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ M","offer_id":5367384178729,"sku":"4063802","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ L","offer_id":5367384211497,"sku":"9721547","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ XL","offer_id":5367384244265,"sku":"3282938","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Pink \/ 2XL","offer_id":5367384277033,"sku":"2759304","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2605\/4846\/products\/Your_stupid_female.png?v=1517166362"},{"product_id":"short-sleeve-unisex-t-shirt","title":"The F-word Shirt - Our best seller!","description":"No description needed. The F-word shirt speaks for itself. And if feels good, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for both men and women. \u003cbr\u003e \u003cbr\u003e • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g\/m2)\u003cbr\u003e • Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e • Side-seamed\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\n\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\n\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (inches) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (inches) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\n\u003c\/table\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"coldbloodedtees.com","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":5383021985833,"sku":"5823397","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":5383022018601,"sku":"8238558","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":5383022051369,"sku":"3251756","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":5383022084137,"sku":"1436955","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":5383022116905,"sku":"4173169","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ S","offer_id":5383022149673,"sku":"9991968","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ M","offer_id":5383022182441,"sku":"5772060","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ L","offer_id":5383022215209,"sku":"2390718","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ XL","offer_id":5383022247977,"sku":"9491484","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":5383022280745,"sku":"7152742","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ S","offer_id":5383022313513,"sku":"1621986","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ M","offer_id":5383022346281,"sku":"7787370","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ L","offer_id":5383022379049,"sku":"3470386","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ XL","offer_id":5383022411817,"sku":"8054742","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ 2XL","offer_id":5383022444585,"sku":"9298715","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ S","offer_id":5383022477353,"sku":"4990918","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ M","offer_id":5383022510121,"sku":"5177017","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ L","offer_id":5383022542889,"sku":"1952320","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ XL","offer_id":5383022575657,"sku":"3686530","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ 2XL","offer_id":5383022608425,"sku":"5458777","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":5383022641193,"sku":"5565835","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":5383022673961,"sku":"5461205","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":5383022706729,"sku":"3808910","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":5383022739497,"sku":"3814479","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":5383022772265,"sku":"9478731","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":5383022805033,"sku":"4049761","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":5383022837801,"sku":"9745403","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":5383022870569,"sku":"8118309","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":5383022903337,"sku":"6092667","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":5383022936105,"sku":"3567780","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2605\/4846\/products\/mockup-b8643a16.jpg?v=1521701072"},{"product_id":"human-caution-tape-disaster-shirt","title":"Human Caution Tape\/Disaster Shirt","description":"Walking disaster area? Warn your friends!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g\/m2)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nModel is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7\" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4\" (85 cm). \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (inches) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (inches) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"coldbloodedtees.com","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":5441205600297,"sku":"1133239","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":5441205633065,"sku":"3207616","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":5441205665833,"sku":"9723600","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":5441205698601,"sku":"2173859","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":5441205731369,"sku":"9399469","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2605\/4846\/products\/mockup-2118d06f.jpg?v=1522301801"},{"product_id":"habitual-line-crosser","title":"Habitual Line Crosser","description":"Do you always push things way too far?  This shirt warns the masses.  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g\/m2)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nModel is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7\" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4\" (85 cm). \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (inches) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (inches) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"coldbloodedtees.com","offers":[{"title":"Black Heather \/ S","offer_id":5441245249577,"sku":"5173819","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ M","offer_id":5441245282345,"sku":"6694532","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ L","offer_id":5441245315113,"sku":"5880586","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ XL","offer_id":5441245347881,"sku":"6880012","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black Heather \/ 2XL","offer_id":5441245380649,"sku":"4598430","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ S","offer_id":5441245413417,"sku":"3597588","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ M","offer_id":5441245446185,"sku":"5902537","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ L","offer_id":5441245478953,"sku":"9913805","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ XL","offer_id":5441245511721,"sku":"9867318","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":5441245544489,"sku":"9730620","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ S","offer_id":5441245577257,"sku":"3946734","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ M","offer_id":5441245610025,"sku":"1998835","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ L","offer_id":5441245642793,"sku":"4069724","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ XL","offer_id":5441245675561,"sku":"9751499","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Olive \/ 2XL","offer_id":5441245708329,"sku":"6348151","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ S","offer_id":5441245741097,"sku":"6140266","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ M","offer_id":5441245773865,"sku":"6121515","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ L","offer_id":5441245806633,"sku":"3495249","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ XL","offer_id":5441245839401,"sku":"2629937","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Asphalt \/ 2XL","offer_id":5441245872169,"sku":"2275851","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ S","offer_id":5441245904937,"sku":"4702861","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ M","offer_id":5441245937705,"sku":"8259538","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ L","offer_id":5441245970473,"sku":"6320443","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ XL","offer_id":5441246003241,"sku":"9725381","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Army \/ 2XL","offer_id":5441246036009,"sku":"5597455","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ S","offer_id":5441246068777,"sku":"6726822","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ M","offer_id":5441246101545,"sku":"9858620","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ L","offer_id":5441246134313,"sku":"7805072","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ XL","offer_id":5441246167081,"sku":"6450422","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Red \/ 2XL","offer_id":5441246199849,"sku":"2032479","price":23.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2605\/4846\/products\/mockup-b492cff9.jpg?v=1522302184"},{"product_id":"adam-the-worlds-first-lover-shirt","title":"Adam:  The World's First Lover Shirt","description":"\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (heather colors contain polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g\/m2)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n• Side-seamed\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nModel is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7\" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4\" (85 cm). \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (inches) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (inches) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"coldbloodedtees.com","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":5441387659305,"sku":"7204541","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":5441387692073,"sku":"1624242","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":5441387724841,"sku":"7727011","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":5441387757609,"sku":"3085128","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":5441387790377,"sku":"7504255","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ S","offer_id":5441387823145,"sku":"2325442","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ M","offer_id":5441387855913,"sku":"5682717","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ L","offer_id":5441387888681,"sku":"3406792","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ XL","offer_id":5441387921449,"sku":"2239248","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Brown \/ 2XL","offer_id":5441387954217,"sku":"5550036","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ S","offer_id":5441387986985,"sku":"3137413","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ M","offer_id":5441388019753,"sku":"5185982","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ L","offer_id":5441388052521,"sku":"6548871","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ XL","offer_id":5441388085289,"sku":"6207137","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Heather Midnight Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":5441388118057,"sku":"4937482","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":5441388150825,"sku":"2897023","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":5441388183593,"sku":"2347404","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":5441388216361,"sku":"1058997","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":5441388249129,"sku":"5392272","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":5441388281897,"sku":"3977342","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ S","offer_id":5441388314665,"sku":"2334849","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ M","offer_id":5441388347433,"sku":"9095134","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ L","offer_id":5441388380201,"sku":"2236880","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ XL","offer_id":5441388412969,"sku":"7655293","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"True Royal \/ 2XL","offer_id":5441388445737,"sku":"8820516","price":24.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2605\/4846\/products\/mockup-ccee25a2.jpg?v=1522302973"},{"product_id":"done-with-unisex-t-shirt","title":"\"Done with\" Unisex T-Shirt","description":"This makes for a great staple t-shirt. It's made of a thicker, heavier cotton, but it's still soft. And the double stitching on the neckline and sleeves add more durability to what is sure to be a favorite!  \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% ringspun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• 4.5 oz (153 g\/m2)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n• Quarter-turned to avoid crease down the center\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nModel is wearing a size M. He's 6.2 feet (190 cm) tall, chest circumference 37.7\" (96 cm), waist circumference 33.4\" (85 cm). \u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLength (inches) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e31 ¼\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWidth (inches) \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"coldbloodedtees.com","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ S","offer_id":8096569229399,"sku":"9815946","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ M","offer_id":8096569262167,"sku":"2201075","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ L","offer_id":8096569294935,"sku":"2523175","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ XL","offer_id":8096569327703,"sku":"7445693","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 2XL","offer_id":8096569360471,"sku":"4113918","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Black \/ 3XL","offer_id":8096569393239,"sku":"6689664","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ S","offer_id":8096569426007,"sku":"5367587","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ M","offer_id":8096569458775,"sku":"9769646","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ L","offer_id":8096569491543,"sku":"7974483","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ XL","offer_id":8096569524311,"sku":"2200191","price":19.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 2XL","offer_id":8096569557079,"sku":"7724587","price":21.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"Navy \/ 3XL","offer_id":8096569589847,"sku":"5446861","price":22.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2605\/4846\/products\/mockup-0b2da186.jpg?v=1522613478"},{"product_id":"you-f-f-shirt","title":"You F*** F**** Shirt","description":"This is our hottest seller!  Get one before it's gone!\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nThis thick cotton t-shirt makes for a go-to wardrobe staple! It's comfortable, soft, and its tubular construction means it's less fitted. \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nYou will be the envy of the bar scene! \u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\n• 100% ring-spun cotton\u003cbr\u003e\n• Heather Grey is 90% cotton and 10% polyester (all other heather colors are 35% cotton and 65% polyester)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz\/yd² (145.79 g\/m²)\u003cbr\u003e\n• Pre-shrunk\u003cbr\u003e\n• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping\u003cbr\u003e\n• Double-stitched sleeves and bottom hem\u003cbr\u003e\n• Blank product sourced from Haiti, Honduras, Mexico, or Bangladesh\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003e\nDisclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong class=\"size-guide-title\"\u003eSize guide\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cdiv class=\"table-responsive dynamic\" data-unit-system=\"imperial\"\u003e\u003ctable cellpadding=\"5\"\u003e\u003ctbody\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e \u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eLENGTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWIDTH (inches)\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eS\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e27 ½\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e18\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eM\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e20\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e29 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e22\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eXL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e30 ¾\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e24\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e2XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e32\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e26\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e3XL\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e33\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003ctd\u003e28\u003c\/td\u003e\n\u003c\/tr\u003e\n\u003c\/tbody\u003e\u003c\/table\u003e\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"coldbloodedtees.com","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":41826769829975,"sku":"3797571_1980","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":41826769862743,"sku":"3797571_1981","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":41826769895511,"sku":"3797571_1982","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":41826769928279,"sku":"3797571_1983","price":35.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":41826769961047,"sku":"3797571_1984","price":37.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":41826769993815,"sku":"3797571_1985","price":39.0,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2605\/4846\/files\/unisex-lightweight-t-shirt-black-front-688128ddda9dc.jpg?v=1753295078"}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2605\/4846\/collections\/Screen_Shot_2018-03-29_at_12.11.20_AM.png?v=1522300344","url":"https:\/\/prettydumbtshirts.com\/collections\/the-bad-t-shirts-for-bad-asses.oembed","provider":"Prettydumbtshirts.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}